Mechanically Separated Chicken aka Chicken Nugget Chicken

From Early Onset of Night:

“Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.”

I’ll still eat it...... Only if there is a cool toy in the box with it.

via, buzzfeed

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Poster Child #1

So.... some day image and facial recognition will advance so far that you will be able to search for images based on a photo of yourself. This being unfortunate for this kid as he will no doubt "google-image" himself and find this photo.

Sorry kid yer dad's a douche. 

Funny, but still a little douchey.

Wow my wife is sooo smart. She said that it would be nice to have some shelves above the T.V. This was a great idea, I have to admit. This made some room in the garage for some more fishing stuff.

I gotta show my sister-in-law how the locals get some sun.

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welcome to the U.S. of A.

?????What, she is talking on the phone and the computer at the same time????